we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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