I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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