It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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