if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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