This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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