You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
lets start a swedish sibling band together
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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