Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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