Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
two words: eviction party
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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