what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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