p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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