if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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