Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
tell me about the fingering
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