You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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