So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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