if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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