It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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