Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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