imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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