there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
17 year olds will be the death of me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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