so explain again why im purple
no
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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