you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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