please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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