Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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