At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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