what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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