wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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