what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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