i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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