wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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