You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm at about main and main street
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
