Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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