Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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