I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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