Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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