No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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