I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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