I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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