so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Randomize
