I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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