from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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