Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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