it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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