i barfeds in our rink
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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