Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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