Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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