lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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