Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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