Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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