It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I am one with the molecules
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
