if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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