So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I love having hate sex.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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