I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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