all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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