what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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