CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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