He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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