why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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