How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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