I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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